Never give dogs salt, y'all.

Back when my dog was still around — one day at noon I bought a roast duck. Got home, ripped off a drumstick, took a bite... eh, too salty for me. Didn't want it.

Dog comes sniffing over. So I just tossed it to him.

Dude was stoked. Ate the whole damn drumstick like it was the best day of his life.

Then he parked his ass in the kitchen, and every so often he'd stand up, nose the water dispenser open, and just... glug glug glug.

In the two hours I was napping, his piss flooded the kitchen floor so bad it was up to his ankles. The look on his face. The smell...

Yeah. Never gave that boy salty food again.

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